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		<description>Wondering what to do with your arms? Us too. Learn what to do with all your extremities. Figure out the hidden meanings of haircuts. Understand the truth about pants. Take a deep dive into the esoteric science of being human, with us as your guide. Be guided in your human ways with Human Guides.</description>
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	<title>Human Guides 13: Work (The Search)</title>
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	<pubDate>Mon, 14 Oct 2019 13:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
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	<description><![CDATA[Hurry up and clock in! Human Guides begins its discussion on work, labor, and the true meaning of misery. Karens everywhere beware. As always your totally human host, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Hurry up and clock in! Human Guides begins its discussion on work, labor, and the true meaning of misery. Karens everywhere beware. As always your totally human host, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com.]]></itunes:subtitle>
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	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Human Guides 13: Work (The Search)]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hurry up and clock in! Human Guides begins its discussion on work, labor, and the true meaning of misery. Karens everywhere beware. As always your totally human host, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com.]]></itunes:summary>
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	<title>Human Guides 12: Dog Chocolate</title>
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	<description><![CDATA[Human Guides returns with the finest parable about one of the greatest bands to ever play a local county fair by accident. Get your corn dogs ready. As always your totally human host, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Human Guides returns with the finest parable about one of the greatest bands to ever play a local county fair by accident. Get your corn dogs ready. As always your totally human host, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com.]]></itunes:subtitle>
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	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Human Guides 12: Dog Chocolate]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Human Guides returns with the finest parable about one of the greatest bands to ever play a local county fair by accident. Get your corn dogs ready. As always your totally human host, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com.]]></content:encoded>
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	<googleplay:image href="https://timespentpoorly.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Human-Guides-1400x1400-2.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
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	<title>Human Guides 11: The Bureau</title>
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	<pubDate>Thu, 04 Apr 2019 16:30:27 +0000</pubDate>
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	<description><![CDATA[For this installment of Human Guides, Peter shares a parable lent to him from his local librarian. Be Nice. As always your totally human host, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[For this installment of Human Guides, Peter shares a parable lent to him from his local librarian. Be Nice. As always your totally human host, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com.]]></itunes:subtitle>
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	<itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode>
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	<content:encoded><![CDATA[For this installment of Human Guides, Peter shares a parable lent to him from his local librarian. Be Nice. As always your totally human host, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com.]]></content:encoded>
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	<title>Human Guides 10: Goodbye</title>
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	<description><![CDATA[Peter covers the many options available for bidding farewell to others, including the use of bathrooms. As always your totally human host, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Peter covers the many options available for bidding farewell to others, including the use of bathrooms. As always your totally human host, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com.]]></itunes:subtitle>
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	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Human Guides 10: Goodbye]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
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	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
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	<title>Human Guides 9: Compliments</title>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2019 14:44:05 +0000</pubDate>
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	<description><![CDATA[Peter covers the varied rules and regulations around delivering compliments. As always your totally human host, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Hey, nice pencil.]]></description>
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	<itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode>
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	<itunes:duration>8:25</itunes:duration>
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	<googleplay:image href="https://timespentpoorly.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Human-Guides-1400x1400-2.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>Human Guides 8: Greetings</title>
	<link>https://timespentpoorly.com/podcast/human-guides-8-greetings/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=human-guides-8-greetings</link>
	<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2019 14:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[Time Spent Poorly]]></dc:creator>
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	<description><![CDATA[Peter figures out the they he may happen to be. Today, a top level framework for a what is expected of a human salutatory living in North America. As always your totally human host, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Two for flinching.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Peter figures out the they he may happen to be. Today, a top level framework for a what is expected of a human salutatory living in North America. As always your totally human host, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Two for flinchi]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Human Guides 8: Greetings]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Peter figures out the they he may happen to be. Today, a top level framework for a what is expected of a human salutatory living in North America. As always your totally human host, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Two for flinching.]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Peter figures out the they he may happen to be. Today, a top level framework for a what is expected of a human salutatory living in North America. As always your totally human host, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Two for flinching.]]></itunes:summary>
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	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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	<googleplay:image href="https://timespentpoorly.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Human-Guides-1400x1400-2.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>Human Guides 7: Sandwiches</title>
	<link>https://timespentpoorly.com/podcast/human-guides-7-sandwiches/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=human-guides-7-sandwiches</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2019 14:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[Time Spent Poorly]]></dc:creator>
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	<description><![CDATA[Peter Brill responds to his biggest fan Mike's several emails regarding what makes a sandwich a sandwich. As always your totally human host, who is not just two slices of human with a core made of blood and viscera, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Until we meet once again, don't forget to enjoy your sandwich contents. This concludes side one.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Peter Brill responds to his biggest fan Mikes several emails regarding what makes a sandwich a sandwich. As always your totally human host, who is not just two slices of human with a core made of blood and viscera, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwep]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Human Guides 7: Sandwiches]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Peter Brill responds to his biggest fan Mike's several emails regarding what makes a sandwich a sandwich. As always your totally human host, who is not just two slices of human with a core made of blood and viscera, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Until we meet once again, don't forget to enjoy your sandwich contents. This concludes side one.]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Peter Brill responds to his biggest fan Mike's several emails regarding what makes a sandwich a sandwich. As always your totally human host, who is not just two slices of human with a core made of blood and viscera, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Until we meet once again, don't forget to enjoy your sandwich contents. This concludes side one.]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:image href="https://timespentpoorly.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Human-Guides-1400x1400-2.jpg"></itunes:image>
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		<title>Human Guides 7: Sandwiches</title>
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	<itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>10:38</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[Time Spent Poorly]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Peter Brill responds to his biggest fan Mike's several emails regarding what makes a sandwich a sandwich. As always your totally human host, who is not just two slices of human with a core made of blood and viscera, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Until we meet once again, don't forget to enjoy your sandwich contents. This concludes side one.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="https://timespentpoorly.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Human-Guides-1400x1400-2.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Human Guides 6: Ancient History &#8211; War</title>
	<link>https://timespentpoorly.com/podcast/human-guides-6-ancient-history-war/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=human-guides-6-ancient-history-war</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2019 14:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[Time Spent Poorly]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.timespentpoorly.fun/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=2312</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Peter Brill is your guide on ancient history and war  between the hill and valley tribes for this segment. As always Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com to arrange pickup for barrels of frogawful. Until we meet once again, remain human and enjoy your delicious beast meat.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Peter Brill is your guide on ancient history and war  between the hill and valley tribes for this segment. As always Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com to arrange pickup for barrels of frogawful. Until we meet once again, remain huma]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Human Guides 6: Ancient History - War]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Peter Brill is your guide on ancient history and war  between the hill and valley tribes for this segment. As always Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com to arrange pickup for barrels of frogawful. Until we meet once again, remain human and enjoy your delicious beast meat.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://timespentpoorly.com/podcast-download/2312/human-guides-6-ancient-history-war.mp3" length="9059007" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Peter Brill is your guide on ancient history and war  between the hill and valley tribes for this segment. As always Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com to arrange pickup for barrels of frogawful. Until we meet once again, remain human and enjoy your delicious beast meat.]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:image href="https://timespentpoorly.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Human-Guides-1400x1400-2.jpg"></itunes:image>
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		<title>Human Guides 6: Ancient History &#8211; War</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>10:58</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[Time Spent Poorly]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Peter Brill is your guide on ancient history and war  between the hill and valley tribes for this segment. As always Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com to arrange pickup for barrels of frogawful. Until we meet once again, remain human and enjoy your delicious beast meat.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="https://timespentpoorly.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Human-Guides-1400x1400-2.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Human Guides 5: Ancient History &#8211; Spoons</title>
	<link>https://timespentpoorly.com/podcast/human-guides-4-ancient-history-spoons/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=human-guides-4-ancient-history-spoons</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2019 14:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[Time Spent Poorly]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.timespentpoorly.fun/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=2271</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Peter Brill is your guide on ancient history and spoons during the time of prehuman anyfish for this segment. As always Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Until we meet once again, remain human and slurp like nobody's watching.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Peter Brill is your guide on ancient history and spoons during the time of prehuman anyfish for this segment. As always Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Until we meet once again, remain human and slurp like nobodys watching.]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Human Guides 5: Ancient History - Spoons]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Peter Brill is your guide on ancient history and spoons during the time of prehuman anyfish for this segment. As always Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Until we meet once again, remain human and slurp like nobody's watching.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://timespentpoorly.com/podcast-download/2271/human-guides-4-ancient-history-spoons.mp3" length="9125328" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Peter Brill is your guide on ancient history and spoons during the time of prehuman anyfish for this segment. As always Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Until we meet once again, remain human and slurp like nobody's watching.]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:image href="https://timespentpoorly.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Human-Guides-1400x1400-2.jpg"></itunes:image>
	<image>
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		<title>Human Guides 5: Ancient History &#8211; Spoons</title>
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	<itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>10:37</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[Time Spent Poorly]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Peter Brill is your guide on ancient history and spoons during the time of prehuman anyfish for this segment. As always Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Until we meet once again, remain human and slurp like nobody's watching.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="https://timespentpoorly.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Human-Guides-1400x1400-2.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Human Guides 4: Ancient History &#8211; Soup</title>
	<link>https://timespentpoorly.com/podcast/human-guides-4-ancient-history-soup/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=human-guides-4-ancient-history-soup</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2019 13:35:20 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[Time Spent Poorly]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.timespentpoorly.fun/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=2103</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Peter Brill is your guide on ancient history and soup for this segment. As always Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Until next time, remain human.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Peter Brill is your guide on ancient history and soup for this segment. As always Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Until next time, remain human.]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Human Guides 4: Ancient History - Soup]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Peter Brill is your guide on ancient history and soup for this segment. As always Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Until next time, remain human.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://timespentpoorly.com/podcast-download/2103/human-guides-4-ancient-history-soup.mp3" length="10531296" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Peter Brill is your guide on ancient history and soup for this segment. As always Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Until next time, remain human.]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:image href="https://timespentpoorly.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Human-Guides-1400x1400-2.jpg"></itunes:image>
	<image>
		<url>https://timespentpoorly.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Human-Guides-1400x1400-2.jpg</url>
		<title>Human Guides 4: Ancient History &#8211; Soup</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>12:13</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[Time Spent Poorly]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Peter Brill is your guide on ancient history and soup for this segment. As always Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Until next time, remain human.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="https://timespentpoorly.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Human-Guides-1400x1400-2.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Human Guides 3: Animals and Chickens</title>
	<link>https://timespentpoorly.com/podcast/human-guides-4-animals-and-chickens/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=human-guides-4-animals-and-chickens</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2019 14:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[Time Spent Poorly]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.timespentpoorly.fun/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=2020</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Peter Brill is your guide on animals and chickens for this segment. As always Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Remain human.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Peter Brill is your guide on animals and chickens for this segment. As always Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Remain human.]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Human Guide 3: Animals and Chickens]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Peter Brill is your guide on animals and chickens for this segment. As always Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Remain human.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://timespentpoorly.com/podcast-download/2020/human-guides-4-animals-and-chickens.mp3" length="10247799" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Peter Brill is your guide on animals and chickens for this segment. As always Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Remain human.]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:image href="https://timespentpoorly.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Human-Guides-1400x1400-2.jpg"></itunes:image>
	<image>
		<url>https://timespentpoorly.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Human-Guides-1400x1400-2.jpg</url>
		<title>Human Guides 3: Animals and Chickens</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>11:48</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[Time Spent Poorly]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Peter Brill is your guide on animals and chickens for this segment. As always Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Remain human.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="https://timespentpoorly.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Human-Guides-1400x1400-2.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Human Guides 2: Listeners</title>
	<link>https://timespentpoorly.com/podcast/human-guides-1-words/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=human-guides-1-words</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 26 Dec 2018 14:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[Time Spent Poorly]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.timespentpoorly.fun/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1982</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Peter Brill is your guide on you, the listeners and their many applications. Email responses and a parable.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Peter Brill is your guide on you, the listeners and their many applications. Email responses and a parable.]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Human Guide 2: Listeners]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Peter Brill is your guide on you, the listeners and their many applications. Email responses and a parable.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://timespentpoorly.com/podcast-download/1982/human-guides-1-words.mp3" length="14041936" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Peter Brill is your guide on you, the listeners and their many applications. Email responses and a parable.]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:image href="https://timespentpoorly.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Human-Guides-1400x1400-2.jpg"></itunes:image>
	<image>
		<url>https://timespentpoorly.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Human-Guides-1400x1400-2.jpg</url>
		<title>Human Guides 2: Listeners</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>16:22</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[Time Spent Poorly]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Peter Brill is your guide on you, the listeners and their many applications. Email responses and a parable.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="https://timespentpoorly.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Human-Guides-1400x1400-2.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Human Guides 1: Clothes</title>
	<link>https://timespentpoorly.com/podcast/human-guides-2-clothes/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=human-guides-2-clothes</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2018 14:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[Time Spent Poorly]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.timespentpoorly.fun/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1993</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Peter Brill is your guide on clothes and their many applications.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Peter Brill is your guide on clothes and their many applications.]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Human Guide 1: Clothes]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Peter Brill is your guide on clothes and their many applications.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://timespentpoorly.com/podcast-download/1993/human-guides-2-clothes.mp3" length="12560760" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Peter Brill is your guide on clothes and their many applications.]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:image href="https://timespentpoorly.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Human-Guides-1400x1400-2.jpg"></itunes:image>
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		<title>Human Guides 1: Clothes</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>14:23</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[Time Spent Poorly]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Peter Brill is your guide on clothes and their many applications.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="https://timespentpoorly.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Human-Guides-1400x1400-2.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Human Guides 0: Words</title>
	<link>https://timespentpoorly.com/podcast/human-guides-1-words-2/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=human-guides-1-words-2</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2018 14:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[Time Spent Poorly]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.timespentpoorly.fun/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1984</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Peter Brill is your guide on words and their many applications.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Peter Brill is your guide on words and their many applications.]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType>
	<itunes:title><![CDATA[Human Guide 0: Words]]></itunes:title>
	<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Peter Brill is your guide on words and their many applications.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://timespentpoorly.com/podcast-download/1984/human-guides-1-words-2.mp3" length="5911095" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Peter Brill is your guide on words and their many applications.]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:image href="https://timespentpoorly.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Human-Guides-1400x1400-2.jpg"></itunes:image>
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		<title>Human Guides 0: Words</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>7:03</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[Time Spent Poorly]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Peter Brill is your guide on words and their many applications.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="https://timespentpoorly.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Human-Guides-1400x1400-2.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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