Human Guides 11: The Bureau
For this installment of Human Guides, Peter shares a parable lent to him from his local librarian. Be Nice. As always your totally human host, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com.
Human Guides 10: Goodbye
Peter covers the many options available for bidding farewell to others, including the use of bathrooms. As always your totally human host, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com.
Human Guides 9: Compliments
Peter covers the varied rules and regulations around delivering compliments. As always your totally human host, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Hey, nice pencil.
Human Guides 8: Greetings
Peter figures out the they he may happen to be. Today, a top level framework for a what is expected of a human salutatory living in North America. As always your totally human host, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Two for flinching.
Human Guides 7: Sandwiches
Peter Brill responds to his biggest fan Mike's several emails regarding what makes a sandwich a sandwich. As always your totally human host, who is not just two slices of human with a core made of blood and viscera, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Until we meet once again, don't forget to enjoy your sandwich contents. This concludes side one.
Human Guides 6: Ancient History – War
Peter Brill is your guide on ancient history and war between the hill and valley tribes for this segment. As always Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com to arrange pickup for barrels of frogawful. Until we meet once again, remain human and enjoy your delicious beast meat.
Human Guides 5: Ancient History – Spoons
Peter Brill is your guide on ancient history and spoons during the time of prehuman anyfish for this segment. As always Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Until we meet once again, remain human and slurp like nobody's watching.
Human Guides 4: Ancient History – Soup
Peter Brill is your guide on ancient history and soup for this segment. As always Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Until next time, remain human.
Human Guides 3: Animals and Chickens
Peter Brill is your guide on animals and chickens for this segment. As always Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Remain human.
Human Guides 2: Listeners
Peter Brill is your guide on you, the listeners and their many applications. Email responses and a parable.