Human Guides 13: Work (The Search)

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Hurry up and clock in! Human Guides begins its discussion on work, labor, and the true meaning of misery. Karens everywhere beware. As always your totally human host, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com.

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Human Guides 12: Dog Chocolate

Human Guides returns with the finest parable about one of the greatest bands to ever play a local county fair by accident. Get your corn dogs ready. As always your totally human host, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com.

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Human Guides 11: The Bureau

For this installment of Human Guides, Peter shares a parable lent to him from his local librarian. Be Nice. As always your totally human host, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com.

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Human Guides 10: Goodbye

Peter covers the many options available for bidding farewell to others, including the use of bathrooms. As always your totally human host, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com.

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Human Guides 9: Compliments

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Peter covers the varied rules and regulations around delivering compliments. As always your totally human host, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Hey, nice pencil.

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Human Guides 8: Greetings

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Peter figures out the they he may happen to be. Today, a top level framework for a what is expected of a human salutatory living in North America. As always your totally human host, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Two for flinching.

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Human Guides 7: Sandwiches

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Peter Brill responds to his biggest fan Mike's several emails regarding what makes a sandwich a sandwich. As always your totally human host, who is not just two slices of human with a core made of blood and viscera, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Until we meet once again, don't forget to enjoy your sandwich contents. This concludes side one.

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Human Guides 6: Ancient History – War

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Peter Brill is your guide on ancient history and war between the hill and valley tribes for this segment. As always Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com to arrange pickup for barrels of frogawful. Until we meet once again, remain human and enjoy your delicious beast meat.

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Human Guides 5: Ancient History – Spoons

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Peter Brill is your guide on ancient history and spoons during the time of prehuman anyfish for this segment. As always Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Until we meet once again, remain human and slurp like nobody's watching.

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